I am so hesitant… I am SO hesitant to celebrate. I am just so incredibly happy right now and I don’t know if it’s safe to BE happy about this because Rose is super drunk and this is Homestuck and Gamzee is nearby.
I also find it hilarious that this happened like no one assumed it would. No one thought, “Rose is going to be sloshed and begging Kanaya to teach her ALL the quadrants.” And no one thought, “Kanaya is going to be shocked still.” This is fantastic and I’m just so…!
Hussie.Hussie.Please, for the love of all that is Homestuckpleasedo not sink this ship. Please do NOT have Gamzee leap out from that grate and slit Kanaya’s throat (I think she’s the only one who could die?).
Please, just be kind.
You know what would be really hilarious (at least to me)?
If Nicolas Cage paid the 10k to have a canon fantroll.