Sweet baby! ; w ; Sulli, for Temperance NG.
nc represent u go bro
Top five for cursing, top five for courteousness. Louisiana, mother fuckers :P
…the top five ‘least likely to curse’ kind of surprises me, because I feel like I swear a lot…
I’m not surprised that OH ranks 1st in cursing, because if you lived in Ohio, you’d be fucking cursing, too
I don’t know how to feel about WA’s ranking.
I use words like “golly” and “gosh” and “goodness” and “shucks”, but I also frequently use “fuck” and “cunt” and “cocksucker.”
Some beach, Arty! We’re on the flickin’ top for the least likely to curse! Doesn’t that make you feel darned awesome?
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Sometimes I complain about my sister but she is, in fact, very loving. For my birthday she got me a set of silly straws that I half-jokingly asked her for after a night at Chuck E Cheese, and then she got me a new lap table for my laptop! She noticed that the one I had was uncomfortable (I removed it from a folding desk thing and the hooks were constantly digging into my legs) and went out of her way to get me one. ; w ; Now I’m so comfy I could just-! *Gestures!!!*
Gail! Cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie cutie~
HEY GUYS okay so a while back luckypressure asked me if i wanted to see her draw anything and I gave her some pokemon/glee(quinn) crossover ideas and she just submitted me a couple AND THEY ARE SO CUTE like im literally in love with these drawings they’re absolutely perfect.♥♥♥
(Source: drognerys, via atomicantnanai)
Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies.
How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?
This is a FABULOUS set of body refs. So glad this came back across my dash so I could reblog it here :D
Good for writing, too.
we just gonna ignore those bedroom eyes coming from david zhuang?
i’m gonna marry this photoset.
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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
always.
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story length : 69 episodes
your genre : mainstream
your character : the otaku
your lover : the cross dresser
the climax : your find out your lover is a cross-dresser (omg is that fate how many chances had I to get this to correspond xD)
the ending : you finally lose your virginitystory length: 70 episodes 1 remake
your genre: supernatural
your character: the tomboy
your lover: the bossy type
the climax: you lose an eye in exchange of a granted wish
the ending: zombie apocalypse.
LOL.
Oh my gosh I laughed my ass off picturing this. My hentai anime series would probably involve lesbians and battledildos.
(Source: gasaii)
Tutorial - Curves on Girls by *Ai-Bee
For the anon asking about curves months ago, and for anyone else that could use any points on the subject!*
*NOT AN EXPERT THO
Monica and Gwen make a guest appearance in a tutorial I did on curves!
O u O
Insanely Simple Two-Ingredient Recipes
Found a few more (not as healthy) choices:
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musicallydramaticstrawberries:
Did a group of mathematicians just sit around drawing lines before stumbling upon how some combination of the intersections could be used for multiplication?
MAGIC
I had to try this, and I am just sitting here awestruck. This is brilliant.
This is as mind-blowing as Misha’s shoe-tying lesson.
I will never understand how or why people come up with this stuff.
Bye Bye lattice method.
(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via kyzano)
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FIND A BABY BIRD
Spring is coming! That means adorable squeakers, as shown above, and lots of other baby birds are on their way!
If you find a baby bird on the ground- it doesn’t necessarily need assistance! Be sure to check this handy guide, (courtesy of Emily) before you decide to intervene. Many baby birds go on walkabouts with their parents before they learn to fly and this is a normal part of the bird’s development!
Also, (as Emily mentioned!) birds do not smell HUMAN on their babies and reject them, this is a myth! As per the guide, if a nestling has fallen out of the nest and you need to put it back, you can totally do this! And remember, a baby bird’s best chance of survival is to stay with it’s parents, so be careful with the little ones and be sure to consult your trusty guide!♥
(Photo from the Wild Bird Fund)
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Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO EAT INEXPENSIVE-ASS FRUIT THAT TASTE LIKE LIQUEFIED CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER?
BUY THOSE ASSHOLES WHILE THEY’RE IN-SEASON!
THAT MEANS THESE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS ARE FRESH AND RIPE AS HELL, READY FOR CONSUMPTION, AND ARE HELLA LESS EXPENSIVE AND EASY TO GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ON!
8 Words You Should Avoid When WritingAs always, Orwell’s final rule applies: “Break any of these rules before saying anything barbarous.” There are instances where each of these words fills a valuable role. However, especially among inexperienced writers, these words are frequently molested and almost always gum up the works.
1. “Suddenly”
“Sudden” means quickly and without warning, but using the word “suddenly” both slows down the action and warns your reader. Do you know what’s more effective for creating the sense of the sudden? Just saying what happens.
I pay attention to every motion, every movement, my eyes locked on them.Suddenly,The gun goes off.When using “suddenly,” you communicate through the narrator that the action seemed sudden. By jumping directly into the action, you allow the reader to experience that suddenness first hand. “Suddenly” also suffers from being nondescript, failing to communicate the nature of the action itself; providing no sensory experience or concrete fact to hold on to. Just … suddenly.
Feel free to employ “suddenly” in situations where the suddenness is not apparent in the action itself. For example, in “Suddenly, I don’t hate you anymore,” the “suddenly” substantially changes the way we think about the shift in emotional calibration.
2. “Then”
